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Mercenaries in our schools

MUCKRAKER will never join the bandwagon of those sympathising with the striking teachers. They are just an indolent lot, holding both parents and the government to ransom. There is something

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I just wanna spank Lehata

A long time ago Muckraker lived at a malaeneng in Thamae. Three months after moving in women in the compound started complaining that their lotions were missing. There was a

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Our amateur spies

THE trouble with this country is that it is teeming with amateurs. Wherever you look there is some novice pretending to be the real deal. A Mickey Mouse police officer

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Someone find Mapesela’s head

WE all have something that makes us high. For some it’s the loudmouth soup (beer). Others like matekoane, that potent weed smoked by nearly all politicians in this country. Those

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The ‘F’ word and criminal weaves

FOR Muckraker and the likes of Lilaphalapha, the past weekend was a gift from the gods of drama and comedy. Those deities will never forsake us in these times of

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When harlots hit the streets

It was good to see opposition leaders clad in tattered blankets march with the wool farmers. But even as the opposition leaders were mingling and bum-jiving with the farmers Muckraker

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Get me a Sugar Daddy now!

THE highlight of Uncle Tom’s press conference this week was his chitchat about sugar daddies whom he said should not run after young girls. He said old men should charm

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The dead donkey

THE Dakota Indians in the United States have always known that when your donkey is dead the best strategy is to dismount. The trouble with politicians in Africa, especially in

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Jokers are in the house

HERE goes a joke doing rounds on social media. Uncle Tom visited the Queen of England for a heart-to-heart talk. Over tea, Uncle Tom asked the Queen: “Your Majesty, how

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Someone pinch Uncle Tom

MUCKRAKER almost toppled off her stool when she heard Uncle Tom accusing Professor Mahao of being too ambitious. That’s the most ridiculous label a politician can slap on the other.