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Gigaba and his things

THIS column has a PG18 rating this week. Not that there is much our so-called teenagers don’t know about anatomy: they are probably nastier than you think. It’s just that

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Dirty mouths

THE mouth is Lesotho’s biggest problem. We just cannot shut up as a country even when it’s clear that we are just waffling about things about which we know zilch.

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It’s no longer funny

LAST week Muckraker screamed about the wool and mohair debacle. This week she can tell you without mincing her words that the more she analyses the regulations the more furious

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The woollen madness

Let’s cut the crap and the clutter so we don’t clutch on to scarecrows. The government’s wool and mohair regulations are nothing but mischief concocted by suited empty-heads who know

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When the mouth files for divorce

WE appreciate people who think before they talk because they make the world a better place. We tolerate those who talk before they think for this world is for everyone:

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Just bath, moghel !

LET’S bin the jealous and admit that what is good is good. Suppress the envy and just soak in the beauty. Milk cannot be seasoned. Lesotho’s mountains are pristine. Sanko

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Metsing’s lullabies

WHAT will it take for Metsing to come back home? Everything! Everything! Everything! Try saying that in Metsing’s mellow voice. The naïve in our midst have been hoodwinked to think

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The best jokers in town

EVERY country has a permanent all-weather joke. It doesn’t have to be funny to gain national currency. Just a little selling and repeatedly telling it will thrust it into the

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It’s back to Vaseline

THERE are long faces in town this week. The reason: SADC forces will be leaving soon. No. SADC blessers are on their way out. Those soldiers have fed families in

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DJ Waters comes home

Hooray! DJ Metsing is coming back home after months in exile. Mmmmmmm. Phew! Muckraker has missed him dearly. And that is not because he looks like an ideal candidate for