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Get me a Sugar Daddy now!

THE highlight of Uncle Tom’s press conference this week was his chitchat about sugar daddies whom he said should not run after young girls. He said old men should charm

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The dead donkey

THE Dakota Indians in the United States have always known that when your donkey is dead the best strategy is to dismount. The trouble with politicians in Africa, especially in

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Jokers are in the house

HERE goes a joke doing rounds on social media. Uncle Tom visited the Queen of England for a heart-to-heart talk. Over tea, Uncle Tom asked the Queen: “Your Majesty, how

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Someone pinch Uncle Tom

MUCKRAKER almost toppled off her stool when she heard Uncle Tom accusing Professor Mahao of being too ambitious. That’s the most ridiculous label a politician can slap on the other.

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How to love Mapesela

MUCKRAKER likes Minister Tefo Mapesela because he doesn’t pretend to be in charge of his mouth. Mapesela will say the first thing that comes to his mind. The beauty about

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You too are Feslady

HERE we go again. Feslady this, Feslady that. Feslady here, Feslady there. It’s Feslady everywhere. The latest episode was at Setsoto Stadium where she is said to have viciously clobbered

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The judge and the special flu

MUCKRAKER is no legal fundi but she can smell a whimpering judge from a distance. Justice ’Maseforo Mahase was whining like a spoilt brat last week. Instead of delivering judgement

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The land of political jokes

THIS week, there was a tickling Facebook tiff between the DC and LDC. Muckraker gobbled the virulent posts to keep boredom at bay. It was a thoroughly enriching diversion from

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How to braai civil servants

A day after the last election, Muckraker walked into one government office to find civil servants bumjiving to Khopolo’s hit song. “Mona ke moketeng oa ngoanaka,” they sang as they

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Phori’s silly lotto

Muckraker has never doubted that Thuso Litjobo, the AD spokesperson, is just a blabbermouth whose only political strategy is to yell at political opponents. He has to shout because a