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In the past week, travels, meetings, findings, understandings, decisions, special moments, settled scores, new beginnings. I met a white man called Mohlomi, got a copy of a book first published exactly 105 years ago, got an address to a house I have been looking for and in the process, came to understand the fact that one cannot always get it all in one sitting or try.
What happens in the world of the living is shared by all in different ways, and those that try and shy away from the acceptance of the glaring fact that we are all in some way intertwined with each other at levels extreme and subtle can rightly be termed as naïve or prone to self-denial. Reality is what it is: real in all forms, that is, it is that which is there whether one can sense it with the pentagonal combination of senses most (for some lack either one or more of the five senses) human beings are born with, or, with the sixth sense (the instinctive), or the seventh sense (the metaphysical).

That there is a pole at the corner of the yard or a pole at either of the two axes of the globe is a fact which we cannot deny, for it is a presence which can be determined either at the mundane level of using the five senses which we possess to establish the verity of its presence, or at the more complex level where scientific (and sometimes metaphysical) instruments are used to determine the presence of such an entity.

What you can see, taste, feel, smell, and hear is there ignorant of any form of denial one may have or decide to follow. The presence of an entity is not a fickle affair that can just be wished away based on reason or on a whim, for there is clear evidence of its current, previous, or future presence outlined on any of the surfaces and spaces it may have passed through on its excursions.
It does not often require the depth of forensic or current science to determine whether an entity is indeed real, it often just needs common (and uncommon) sense, and a bit of sight, smell, taste, sound, touch and a bit of the primal instinct to know that an entity is indeed existent in acceptable form.

I choose the term ‘acceptable’ due to the fact that there sometimes arises the common human tendency to deny the existence of an entity based on wish and opinion (of the self-righteous kind) rather than waking up to the simple fact that an entity’s presence is the mark of its reality, a confirmation of its identifiable presence which cannot be denied just because it is not accepted as normal or natural.

There are instances where ostriches (of the human kind with dubious intentions) choose to bury their heads in the sand even where there is no desert or Karoo storm that necessitates such an action. The continent upon which we live does not progress because of the fact that it has not acknowledged its realities.
Africa struggles in the mires of poverty and listlessness because it is cursed with the type of cap-in-hand leadership mentality that focuses more on foreign aid and investment despite the ‘real’ possession of tremendous reserves of natural and human resources.

Rather than progress, Africa begs unceasingly, to the extent that its donors end up ‘nursing’ Africa for a profit, and those that speak against this form of behaviour are either terminated or ostracised for addressing the truth about the realities that can emancipate the continent out of its unreasonable squalor.
It is unreasonable for one to declare their thirst when they are standing knee-deep in the middle of a full river, and it is unreasonable that Africa is as poor as it is despite having tremendous amounts of natural and human reserves that just have to be utilised appropriately in relevant scenarios.

That one chooses to argue that their agricultural output is negatively affected by the presence of El Nĩnō and such other droughts is a lazy man’s excuse.
The reality is that the nations of the dry Sahel regions of the Sahara have been utilising techniques and technologies for more than a millennium that ensured that the farmers did bring in sufficient harvest despite tilling soils in desert or semi-desert environments.

The African minister would rather borrow poorly implemented and irrelevant agricultural technologies from lands whose environments are dissimilar to his land’s, instead of utilising the tried and tested technologies of his neighbouring countries.

This behaviour is actually the expression of the first reality of the continent: a colonised mentality hinged on the aid of former colonists and neo-colonists than the self-sufficiency stalwarts of African progress such as Thomas Sankara, Patrice Lumumba, and Colonel Muammar Gadaffi taught in their lifetimes as leaders of states that actually proved that confidence and self-trust in one’s capabilities and resources actually works to one’s advantage when it comes to the issue of effecting change and progress.

The three were murdered for their emancipating views and deeds by pro-colonial political governments and their leadership who believe more in their behinds being wiped than actually enduring that hardship of emancipation.
Conned by the simple term ‘independence’, many an African states were led into believing that their former colonial masters would give such states enough room for self-determination rather than being dictated to on how one state actually achieves its true freedom, as expressed in self-determination in deeds and decisions.

One is not free if they have to be guided on how to do the menial, and one is not free if their so-called freedom does not actually afford one a certain modicum of autonomy. Freedom means that one is afforded the room to test their own views and strategies when it comes to the execution of tasks necessary to the effecting of the process of progress.
This means that the I-will-constantly-be-looking-over-your-shoulder attitude of the former coloniser disguised as supervision actually means that the independent do not have the requisite level of freedom to reach such a level of autonomy where one can see that they can actually achieve dreams necessary for the welfare of their country state.

Last week, Zambian immigration authorities denied Professor Patrick Lumumba entry into the country upon his arrival at the national airport. The reasons for this denial remain vague, but one can simply guess that his anti-colonial/ anti-neo-colonial views are not accepted by the authorities whose main goal is to fleece ‘aid’ funds off the donor nations of the east who, on the surface may seem to be providing aid when there are extenuating factors that prove a reality that is contrary to the promises made in the flowery speeches of their leaders.

Lumumba, like some of us are aware, is privy to the reality that Africa can never have any hopes of progress if it does not rid itself of the beggar mentality it adopted in the post-independence period. This figure does not mince his words as the political class would wish for him to do when it comes to getting his learned views across.
If Africa had to deal with the west in the past, and partially managed to get independence, then Africa should instead of relying on aid from new colonial lords adopt the kind of mentality that focuses inwards on what the continent really has in terms of mapping the way forward to economic progress and development.

Denying those that see the truth about the continent’s condition the platform to provide vital insights into how the continent can finally attain full independence is just in my view myopic and blasé on the part of the political class who think heading to conferences in foreign lands can actually effect needed economic changes that ensure the welfare of the citizens of every African state.
It is a fact that every form of aid comes with preconditions on how such aid should be used and repaid. The belief that there is free help cannot be rightly considered true or of sense, and whoever so believes should look at the trends in the world at the microcosmic level: there are no Good Samaritans at the lowest rungs of the social strata; why should one carry the expectation that they are there at the higher levels of dealings between countries and states?

The state as an entity is created for the welfare of the citizens through the efforts of the different governing bodies, but if the governing bodies are the only ones reaping the welfare whilst the masses of the citizenry suffer in squalor, then it means that the people and the government should go back to the drawing board and re-discuss issues to ensure that even state progress is attained.
There is just no sense in the simple fact that it has become a commonly accepted fact that the political class will say one thing in the lobbies and deliver nothing after ascension into office.
Professor Patrick Loch-Otieno Lumumba states:

I believe that we have reached a stage in life in the economic development of Africa where moving forward is perilous, moving backwards is cowardice, and standing still is suicidal but we must persevere because winners do not quit and quitters never win.
To reach a certain point in the life of anything, one should be able to acknowledge the facts about the entities that surround one, and the political entity in Africa has in fact been mismanaged from inception, with little serf-boys and girls actually behaving like they are the king of the palace when they are in fact there to serve the interests of the people and not those of their political party.

The African political landscape has always been victim to one malaise: competition born of the colonial assumption that one should always work hard to please the master. This is the type of competition where one party works really hard to outdo the previous regime ignorant of the financial and other realities that are salient to the process of running a truly democratic government.
Instead of looking at what is available in the state coffers, many a regime come to impress the masses for the present moment and forget that the long-term plans of the previous government actually form the basis to the present government’s plans.

Plans that actually served the masses end up being discarded due to the nincompoop assertion that the regime is different from the previous one when it is in fact a similar entity with the ruling class being the only component that is different.

The reality is that when there is a problem with anything, the source or the lead is the first one to be perused and questioned, for the simple reason that it provides the leeway into the inner ramifications of the entity being investigated. Africa’s progress is limited only to states such as Botswana and Rwanda, because the political class of the two states actually stuck to the economic development plans they set out in the strategies. Other countries fail because the spirit of competition for scarce resources soon overtakes that of really uplifting the state out of the mires of poverty, disease and strife most of the continent has to deal with before thinking of implementing any plan or strategy related to economic development. It is useless to think of achieving any goal without first adjusting the minds of the ruling class and then imparting such a mentality for economic upliftment to the masses.

Morena Leabua Jonathan achieved a high level of economic development in his regime despite the outcry from the opposition; the people worked on their own social and economic upliftment projects, the people were healthy, the people were well fed in this political chief’s lifetime.
How the following regimes never actually adopted his models is what vexes one’s understanding, and it is a fact that explains why Lesotho is in the economic fix it is in: a state that has no say in terms of the type of aid the country receives from donor nations.

It was not like this in Chief Leabua’s time and now some of us know that a large part of the arguments raised actually come from quarters that have private interest than to serve the needs of the masses. The most paramount reality in Lesotho is that the political class has become a lordship made up of individuals that seem to gain their power from determining everything in the state, depriving the masses of the winning formula for success: self determination.

If the people know and see that the project in hand has their vested interest, then commitment comes automatically, because a sense of ownership comes with the knowledge and the evidence that whatever is being engaged stands to benefit everyone involved in it.

Being dictated to in terms of what to do actually never helped anyone to progress, in fact, such prohibitive laws have actually been proven to cause rebellion in whoever they are being imposed upon. The reality is that all men are equal, none is more equal than others.

By:Tšepiso S Mothibi

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An open letter to President Hichilema

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Your Excellency,

I am certain that you are wondering where and/or how I have the temerity to write to you directly, but a recent post you put on WhatsApp piqued my interest; your meeting with His Excellency the Prime Minister of Lesotho, and his delegation. The delegation came to introduce to you and your good office the candidate of the Government of Lesotho, for the post of Secretary General of the Commonwealth, Joshua Setipa.

Let me set off by stating that I have a friendship with Setipa, for over 50 years, so I may not be the best person to give an objective appraisal or opinion of him; this I will leave to the government.

Further to that, as a citizen of Lesotho, I may embellish the information that I would provide on Lesotho, thus I will as far as possible keep to information that is contained in books. This is not a research report, but more a simplified literature review of what I have read. I shall not quote them, or reference them, thus allowing others the space to research this matter further.

First, let me state my surprise at the alignment of time that I see; Commonwealth Day in 2024 is on the 11th March, the day we celebrate a life well lived, that of Morena Moshoeshoe.

Further to that, this year also starts the 200th anniversary of the move by Morena Moshoeshoe and his followers from Menkhoaneng to Thaba Bosiu. They arrived at Thaba Bosiu in winter, circa 1824.

Next year, 2025 will also be the 100th anniversary of the ‘plenary’ that saw the birth of this Commonwealth of Nations. A handover from the bi-centenary, to the centenary celebrations.

We are all aware that the Commonwealth was started at the Imperial Conference of 1926, but it had what I call a plenary in 1925; this happened in Maseru, Basutoland. It was held at the ‘secretariat’ building on Kingsway. The building was used as the Prime Ministers’ office after independence, more recently, and to date as the Ministry of Defence.

When King George came to visit Lesotho in 1948, to thank the country and her citizens for their participation in the Second World War, High street as it was then known, had its name changed to Kingsway.

At this plenary Britain called the ANZaC states, Australia, New Zeeland and Canada, together with South Africa. It had been only 13 years (1912) since the Basotho monarch had been asked to attend the formation of the South African National Native Conference (SANNC), whose aim was to preserve African land. The SANNC was the forerunner to the African National Congress (ANC).

With the formation of the Union of South Africa, the union wanted to engulf Bechuanaland (Botswana) Swaziland (eSwatini) and Basutoland (Lesotho). This had been unsuccessful.

Next they came up with the Native Land Act of 1913, to remove African land rights. So, the conference that brought about the birth of the SANNC was a pre-emptive response to this act; an attempt to keep African land rights and traditions intact.

I would like to point out that the founding document of the Imperial Conference that brought about the Commonwealth states that all member states are autonomous and not subordinate to another.

At the time of the plenary, Basutoland was subordinate to Britain. But in a masterstoke became what I believe to be one of the founders of the Commonwealth.

Despite her subordination, Basutoland had placed so strong an objection to the presence of a representative South Africa in Basutoland, that South Africa’s invitation had to be withdrawn, and South Africa did not attend. This was the first ‘anti-apartheid’ shot, made in the world; what is more important is that it was made by an African country.

No matter how one looks at it, she may not have been a ‘founding member state’, but Basutoland was part of the founding fabric of the Commonwealth.

One just has to imagine the anger of the South Africans and their government: Dr. D. F. Malan, the first Nationalist Prime Minister of South Africa, was a minister responsible for housing at that time.

Had Basutoland’s lead been followed, spatial apartheid might never have happened. The Commonwealth would take till the 1960’s, and the formal legalisation/legislation of apartheid to remove South Africa from within her fold. A matter that Basutoland saw as far back as the 1920’s.

As shown, at the conceptualisation of the Commonwealth Lesotho was not just there, but an active and formidable participant; though one has to look further to see her relationship with Great Britain/the United Kingdom.

Basutoland/Lesotho’s history is strange, to say the least. The first Europeans to arrive here in 1833, were French Missionaries. At this time Europe was embroiled in wars, which inevitably included the French and English.

But it is these same priests, most notably Casalis, who helped steer the country to Britain, and British protection. Casalis acted almost as a foreign secretary/minister of foreign affairs at that time.

The first treaty between Basutoland and England was the Napier Treaty of 1843, though it took till 1866 to solidify this treaty into a protected land.

The history of the cavalry in Lesotho, the only African cavalry south of the Sahara, is quite long. It starts in about 1825, when F. D. Ellenberger in his book ‘History of the Basutho’, states that Morena Moletsane had come across gun powder quite by mistake.

They had been raiding a missionary’s home and came across a strange powder, which they found useless, so they threw it into a fire, which ‘exploded’. Thus, to his people called European style housing, ‘Ntlo-ea-thunya’, a house that shoots. But after having his people ravaged/savaged by Mzilikazi, he sent his best warriors to work on Boer farms, and with their remuneration purchase arms and horses.

We are often told of a ‘battle of/at Berea’. My answer is that it was not a battle but a cattle raid. Its importance is not just in the battle, but in democracy. The British called Morena Moshoeshoe ‘paramount chief’, a first amongst the others. The time before Berea shows something slightly different.

As Casalis writes in ‘My life in Basutoland’, the British had demanded 10,000 head of cattle, for stock theft. A great ‘pitso’ was called and all eligible men, those who owned land, were called.

At the end of the pitso, after many votes, the citizens refused to give their cattle to pay the demand of the British. The significance herein is that there was a plebiscite, a vote. Morena Moshoeshoe lost the backing of the people and thus the vote; the British then attacked to ‘collect’ the cattle themselves.

Both Morena Moshoeshoe and Morena Moletsane were heavily involved in the ‘battle’ which was won by the strength of the Basutho cavalry. Looking forward to the gun wars, it was most fortuitous that Morena Moshoeshoe’s ally, Morena Moletsane would outlive him, till the end of the gun wars.

After annexation in 1866, in the mid 1870’s the British, citing distance and as such expense, ceded Basutoland to the Cape, which was what the Basotho had been fighting against for a long time; they wanted direct British rule. They wanted to be ruled by Mofumahali Queen Victoria.

The first, and most critical mistake that the Cape made was, not so much in attacking Morena Moorosi, accusing his son of cattle theft, but in beheading him.

So, when some years later they wanted to disarm the Basutho, and they found those of the south of Basutoland who knew of the beheading, reluctant to go with the plan. The Cape decided to go ahead with disarmament forcefully and met equal if not greater force.

The Basutho were better armed, more knowledgeable on the terrain and better supplied. Helped by his father’s long-standing ally, Morena Moletsane, Morena Lerotholi was able to field a well-armed strong cavalry, which inflict great pain to the Cape.

This led to the Cape defeat. Together with the number of other wars that the Cape was fighting, there was fight fatigue among her people.

So bad was it, that they did not come and collect their fallen troops; in Mafeteng there is a cemetery called ‘mabitla-a-makhooa’, or graves of the white men. The SA Military History Society has a ‘roll of honour’ for some of the dead, as not all were buried in Basutoland.

There are two significant outcomes of the war. In his book ‘The Mabille’s of Basutoland’, Edwin W. Smith states that there was a fact-finding mission to Basutoland by members of the Cape parliament, including Rhodes. Their conclusion was that the Basutho should be handed back to Britain for direct rule; which was the original wish of the Basutho.

As Whitehall was reluctant to take this role back, Basutoland spent a period of close to two years of self-rule. Thus it became the first African country (only?) to unshackle itself of colonial rule. And became the first African country to get the colonial rule it wanted; and re-shackled itself to Britain.

The second is how Britain agreed to go back and rule Basutoland. In his book, Rhodes Goes North, J. E. S. Green shows how the Prime Minister of the Cape went to Britain to sue for peace, and eventually agreed to give Britain 20 000 pounds per annum, of her import tax revenues to govern Basutoland.

Whilst not a founding member of the Commonwealth, Basutoland has carried her fair weight in the battle to save both the Commonwealth, and together the rest of the Commonwealth, the world at large.

Whilst SA will hype the losses during the maritime accident of the SS Mendi in the English Channel, Lesotho is less inclined to speak of the losses on the SS Erinpura. The Erinpura was sunk by German war planes in the Mediterranean Sea. Though I should say that, the prayer of the men on the Mendi would resound so well with those who lost their lives on the Erinpura.

When British Prime Minister, Sir Winston Churchill said; never was so much owed by so many to so few, I am certain he was speaking not just of the people of the British Isles, but the broader community within the Commonwealth, that stood together at this time of international need.

But having heard Sir Winston, there is a special bond of Basutoland within, and with the Commonwealth, that I would like to highlight. Apart from the ANZaC countries and South Africa, there were no air squadrons from other Commonwealth countries that I am aware of; except for Basutoland that is.

They paid for 12 or so Spitfire aircraft that would form the 72nd Basutoland, which flew in the Battle of Britain. No moSotho actually flew (in?) them, but they had been financed by the Basotho.

For all the prowess of a moSotho man with arms, in his book ‘Basotho Soldiers in Hitler’s War’, Brian Gary not only writes about the gift of aircraft that fought in the Battle of Britain, he also shows that Basotho soldiers, who were hauling various ordinances through the Italian Alps, were allowed to carry arms.

Aircraft and carrying arms for an African in World War II; Lesotho is not just a pioneer member of the Commonwealth, but a beacon.

As Lesotho many of these pioneering attributes continued. Whist South Africa was banned from sports and entertainment, Lesotho filled the gap for her. Exiles like Hugh Masekela and Mirriam Makeba were hosted for sell out concerts in Lesotho. South African interracial sports, with matches between the likes of Orlando Pirate, Wits University, Kaiser Chiefs, to name those I remember, started in Maseru.

I have touched on politics and war, sport and entertainment; let me go to superstition. It would go against what is expected of me not to go without anything superstitious.

Britain has given the world three major sporting codes. Rugby, which is dominated by the big three of New Zeeland and South Africa. Cricket, which expands from the rugby three to include India, Pakistan, most of the Caribbean states and a few African counties.

These sports are obviously ‘Commonwealth Sports’, as they are dominated, or played predominantly by Commonwealth countries. They have also given us football. This is a truly global sport, the largest sport played across the world, on all types of surfaces, with all types of round looking objects. We can’t call all of these footballs.

The last time a Commonwealth country won the World Cup it was England in 1966; the year Lesotho gained her independence.

The next World Cup is in 2026, the millennium celebrations of the Commonwealth; who will head the Commonwealth then? Will a Commonwealth team have the necessary ‘juju’ to make it?

Your Excellency, this is but a brief note on Lesotho, and it is my way of using the words attributed to Morena Moshoeshoe, when asking for protection from Queen Victoria that say; take me, and all the lice (those that are symbiotic to me) in my blanket. I do hope that these words will be of use to you as seek consensus on Lesotho and her candidate for the post of Secretary General of the Commonwealth.

Yours truly

Khasane Ramolefe

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A few weeks ago these pages carried a substantial piece by Mokhosi Mohapi titled “A reversal of our traditions and culture”, written in the form of an open letter to the government of Lesotho. The first sentence of Mohapi’s article took me by surprise, as he stated: MPs and Senators’ primary role is to protect and preserve the traditions and culture of the Basotho people. I would have thought the primary role of MPs and Senators would be to ensure that Basotho are secure (being protected, for example, from criminals), that they have adequate access to social services such as education and healthcare, that the economy is sufficiently stable to offer citizens some chance of employment, and so on. Fat chance, you might scoff.

But then I realised that Mohapi had a more specific contention in mind, as he stated: The Laws of Lerotholi were set to protect social order, traditions and culture of Basotho. Mohapi’s immediate concern is with the 2024 Estates and Inheritance Bill, which proposes radical changes to the existing order of things. (See the article in last week’s thepost, “MPs bulldoze through Inheritance Bill”, which gives a good idea of the background).

I’m aware that this Bill has provoked considerable controversy, and that is not my topic in this article. Nor do I wish to contest what Mohapi was saying in his piece — this is by no means a case of Dunton v Mohapi. But I did take note of the way the phrase “traditions and culture” kept resounding in Mohapi’s article, rather like a cracked bell, and what I want to do is open up those terms for examination.

Please bear with me as I slip aside for a moment with a little academic stuff. Back in 2006 I published an article titled “Problematizing Keywords: Culture, tradition and modernity.” For those of my readers with a scholarly bent and who might want to hunt it down, this was published in a journal called Boleswa Occasional Papers in Theology and Religion 2:3 (2006), pages 5-11. There I made a number of points I want to bring up in what follows.

The first fallacy I tackled in that article was the tradition/modernity binary — the notion that in Africa there was tradition and then, wham!, the white man arrived and there was modernity. Are we seriously to believe there were no great cities in Africa before the white man landed, that the peoples of a whole continent lived entirely in villages? Nigeria tells a different story.

Are we to believe there were no great libraries? Mali and Ethiopia tell a different tale. No writing systems? No medicine? I’m not saying that if I’m in pain I don’t prefer a dose of oramorph to an infusion made from some leaves picked off the slopes of Thaba Bosiu, but the point remains: the tradition/modernity binary is crude and crass and it’s demeaning about Africa.

We cannot get very far with simplistic ideas about where we are coming from and where we are at. And yet of course we do come from a past. I’ll quote — or, rather, paraphrase from memory, as I don’t have the work to hand — an observation made by T.S Eliot in his essay “Tradition and the Individual Talent”: We know so much more than those who came before us. But they are a large part of what we know.

But of those who came before who is it, exactly, that we know? When Mohapi repeatedly uses the phrase “the traditions and culture of the Basotho people” I take it he is thinking of the Basotho as constituted under Moshoeshoe I and the descendants of those generations.

For how much do we know about the “traditions and culture” of the various Sotho-speaking groups let’s say two hundred years before Moshoeshoe gathered them together to form the modern Lesotho state? Isn’t it likely there were significant differences between the “traditions and culture” of these groups, differences that were later rationalised or homogenised?

Two points here. First, we mustn’t forget what an extraordinary innovator Moshoeshoe was —and I guess that might be said also of Lerotholi, whose laws are the chief focus of Mohapi’s article. Second, culture is not static, it is not immutable. It evolves all the time.

For example, for how long has it been the case that adherence to the Christian faith could be said to be part of the culture of Basotho? (Or, for how long has football been part of the culture of the English? We are credited with the invention of football, but that doesn’t mean it’s been part of who we are since time immemorial).

That brings me to my next point, or a string of points, moving from England back to Lesotho. When I was a schoolboy I bought myself a copy of the book Components of the National Culture (1968) by the great British Marxist Perry Anderson. One of my schoolmasters — one of the few who didn’t like me — caught me with it and said “just the sort of book I’d expect a troublemaker like you to be reading. Just don’t show it to anyone else!”

The significant term in Anderson’s title is “components.” Culture is put together — it is an assemblage — and its components may have different sources.
That leads me on to the invention of tradition, and an example for Basotho.

I guess all my readers know Qiloane, the sandstone pillar at Thaba Bosiu the distinctive peak of which is said to be the inspiration for the shape of the traditional Basotho straw hat. Well, that notion is dubious to say the least; there were hats of the same shape from elsewhere in the region long before the Basotho got hold of the design.

Does this really matter? Well, no, because even if a tradition is invented, it still has the persuasiveness of a tradition. It’s just that knowing this might dissuade us from making big claims about the unchangeable nature and sanctity of tradition.

And the same goes for culture. I leave you with a quotation from the Ghanaian philosopher Kwame Anthony Appiah (it’s from his terrific book Cosmopolitanism: Ethics in a World of Strangers): We do not need, have never needed, a homogenous system of values, in order to have a home. Cultural purity is an oxymoron.

Chris Dunton is a former Professor of English and Dean of Humanities at the National University of Lesotho.

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The Joker Returns: Conclusion

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Last week I was talking about how jokes, or humour generally, can help get one through the most desperate situations (although it’s like taking a paracetamol for a headache; a much, much stronger resort is faith). I used the example of how Polish Jews, trapped and dying in the Warsaw ghetto, used humour to get them through day by day.

A similar, though less nightmarish, situation obtains in today’s Nigeria. Conditions there are less hellish than those of the Warsaw ghetto, but still pretty awful. There are massive redundancies, so millions of people are jobless. Inflation is at about 30% and the cost of living is sky-rocketing, with the most basic foodstuffs often unavailable. There is the breakdown of basic social services.

And endemic violence, with widespread armed robbery (to travel by road from one city to another you take your life in your hands) and the frequent kidnapping for ransom of schoolchildren and teachers. In a recent issue of the Punch newspaper (Lagos) Taiwo Obindo, Professor of Psychiatry at the University of Jos, writes of the effects of economic hardship and insecurity on his people’s mental health.

He concludes: “We should see the funny side of things. We can use humour to handle some things. Don’t take things to heart; laugh it off.”

Professor Obindo doesn’t, regrettably, give examples of the humour he prescribes, but I remember two from a period when things were less grim. Power-cuts happened all the time — a big problem if you’re trying to work at night and can’t afford a generator.

And so the National Electric Power Authority (NEPA) was universally referred to as Never Expect Power Always. And second, for inter-city travel there was a company called Luxurious Buses. Believe me, the average Lesotho kombi is a great deal more luxurious (I can’t remember ever having to sit on the floor of one of those).

And because of the dreadful state of Nigerian roads and the frequent fatal crashes, Luxurious Buses were referred to as Luxurious Hearses.

Lesotho’s newspaper thepost, for which I slave away tirelessly, doesn’t use humour very much. But there is Muckraker. I’ve always wondered whether Muckraker is the pen-name of a single person or a group who alternate writing the column.

Whatever, I’d love to have a drink with him / her/ them and chew things over. I like the ironic pen-name of the author(s). Traditionally speaking, a muckraker is a gossip, someone who scrabbles around for titbits (usually sexual) on the personal life of a celebrity — not exactly a noble thing to do.

But thepost’s Muckraker exposes big problems, deep demerits, conducted by those who should know and do better — problems that the powerful would like to be swept under the carpet, and the intention of Muckraker’s exposure is corrective.

And I always join in the closing exasperated “Ichuuuu!” (as I do this rather loudly, my housemates probably think I’m going bonkers).

Finally I want to mention television satire. The Brits are renowned for this, an achievement dating back to the early 1960s and the weekly satirical programme “TW3” (That Was The Week That Was). More recently we have had “Mock the Week”, though, despite its popularity, the BBC has cancelled this.

The cancellation wasn’t for political reasons. For decades the UK has been encumbered with a foul Conservative government, though this year’s election may be won by Labour (not such very good news, as the Labour leadership is only pseudo-socialist). “Mock the Week” was pretty even-handed in deriding politicians; the BBC’s problem was, I imagine, with the programme’s frequent obscenity.

As an example of their political jokes, I quote a discussion on the less than inspiring leader of the Labour Party, Sir Keir Starmer. One member of the panel said: “Labour may well have a huge lead in the polls at present, but the day before election day Starmer will destroy it by doing something like accidentally infecting David Attenborough with chicken-pox.”

And a favourite, basically non-political interchange on “Mock the Week” had to do with our former monarch, Queen Elizabeth II. Whatever one thinks about the British monarchy as an institution, the Queen was much loved, but the following interchange between two panellists (A and B) was fun:

A: Is the Queen’s nickname really Lilibet?
B: Yes, it is.
A: I thought her nickname was Her Majesty.
B: That’s her gang name.

OK, dear readers, that’s enough humour from me for a while. Next week I’m turning dead serious — and more than a little controversial — responding to a recent Insight piece by Mokhosi Mohapi titled “A reversal of our traditions and culture.” To be forewarned is to be prepared.

Chris Dunton

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