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‘Maesaiah’s graduation party

HELELE helele, ‘Maesaiah has finally escaped the jaws of bed bugs. Yet Muckraker will not be taking a bottle of wine to her welcome party.With or without bail, ‘Maesaiah remains

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The real rats

HEAR, hear and hear. Mohlolo! After a long time Justice Thamsanqa Nomngcongo has said something worth quoting. Last week he said those commenting about ‘Maesaiah’s bail hearing on social media

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The chawing of ‘Maesaiah

“It’s a partyyyyyy! To the right, to the left. Now get down. Raise your hands and say: Tonight is the night!” Don’t you dare move a limp because that is

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Lehloenya and his beard

SOME things are just useless. Look at how Teboho Lehloenya’s long and busy beard dismally failed to save him from being fired as a deputy speaker. It took just a

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If donkeys were MPs

Let’s start by pushing the argument a notch lower to cater for the majority of the MPs who are celebrated empty-heads.What is it that an MP does that a donkey

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When ’Maesaiah met litšitšili

THE joke of the week comes from the High Court where a lawyer said ’Maesaiah Thabane “cannot harm even a fly”.Hear, hear and hear!Muckraker has no qualms with a lawyer

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Let the Feselady sing louder

MUCKRAKER spent the better part of last Friday on her knees and elbows. She was praying. Not for the Feselady to get bail or find a comfortable corner in a

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Thakalekoala loses his bite

MUCKRAKER has never been one to gloat about her wise words coming to pass.Only arrogant and holier-than-thou charlatans find pleasure in saying “I told you so”. So she will not

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The Palace of Jokes

LET’S start with a quiz. Who was so distressed by Uncle Tom’s fall that she went to bed with her wig, gown and stilettos?Tame your wild imagination because the answer

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Uncle Tom’s hollow wisdom

“THABANE warns Majoro,” screamed the headline in last week’s Public Eye. Heleele, Muckraker said upon reading the story.This was Uncle Tom dishing out some unsolicited advice to Majoro.He said Majoro