Scandal in parliament

Scandal in parliament

THANKS to the Lesotho TV, we now know that apart from dozing in parliament some MPs are in the business of fondling.

In the footage you could see a paw reaching out to grope an MP’s behind.
It lingers on the buttock for a second before it is parried away.
And just like that, an MP groper had been caught red-handed.
The video has now been widely shared on social media platforms.

Now the world knows there is a pervert in our august House.
A few hours after the incident friends were calling Muckraker asking if the matter is being investigated. Her response was simple: take a chill pill comrades, we do things differently here.

They were disgusted as if it’s their buttock that had been squeezed.
The past few days have however proven that Muckraker was right to call for calm since this is Lesotho. As it turned out, the MPs are not furious at the pervert who did the fondling.

Instead, they have summoned the Lesotho TV crew to explain why they captured the moment. Their logic being that the footage amounts to “harassment of MPs”.
Let’s take this in slow-motion. A male MP is captured in a video groping a female MP but the MPs are fuming at the TV station that captured the footage.

Phew!
From the footage MPs see evidence of a TV Station harassing them and not an MP fondling another. Such is the wisdom of our MPs. They see things we don’t see and they are not bothered with the obvious.
One female MP, may the Lord bless that dunderhead, even tried to explain the incident.

She said the hand was just helping straighten a dress that was mischievously clinging on to the MP’s behind. So according to this sister that hand was of a “Good Samaritan”.
Muckraker hopes the Speaker will not accept such an inane and patently dishonest explanation. In any case, that MP should just shut up because it is not her buttock that was smooched.

She must focus on making laws instead of making excuses for gropers.
Yet even if we accept her outrageous reasoning it remains obvious that what happened was inappropriate. If this is how MPs behave then the country is in much deeper trouble than previously thought.

A male MP who sees a breast jumping out of a bra can simply walk over and tuck it in. And if quizzed he can simply say he felt pity for the breast that was looking miserable. He can say he was distressed by the fact that the breast was “homeless”. He can also say the breast looked like a lost sheep and he was only guiding it back to its kraal.

It won’t end there. A female MP who notices her male colleague’s ‘matter’ dangling out can simply use a stick to poke it back into the trouser. It’s fair game.

An MP can shout across the aisle: “Hela! Number 11, mose oa hao o phetlehile! E re ke o lokise.”
A female MP can volunteer to tuck in her colleague’s shirt.

You can imagine a female MP walking over to the Speaker to close his zipper.
That won’t matter because in parliament that is what they call taking care of each other and peer review. Let the games begin. We are paying them M40 000 every month to deal with wardrobe mishaps in parliament

THANKS to the Lesotho TV, we now know that apart from dozing in parliament some MPs are in the business of fondling.
In the footage you could see a paw reaching out to grope an MP’s behind.
It lingers on the buttock for a second before it is parried away.

And just like that, an MP groper had been caught red-handed.
The video has now been widely shared on social media platforms.
Now the world knows there is a pervert in our august House.
A few hours after the incident friends were calling Muckraker asking if the matter is being investigated. Her response was simple: take a chill pill comrades, we do things differently here.

They were disgusted as if it’s their buttock that had been squeezed.
The past few days have however proven that Muckraker was right to call for calm since this is Lesotho. As it turned out, the MPs are not furious at the pervert who did the fondling.

Instead, they have summoned the Lesotho TV crew to explain why they captured the moment. Their logic being that the footage amounts to “harassment of MPs”.
Let’s take this in slow-motion. A male MP is captured in a video groping a female MP but the MPs are fuming at the TV station that captured the footage.
Phew!

From the footage MPs see evidence of a TV Station harassing them and not an MP fondling another. Such is the wisdom of our MPs. They see things we don’t see and they are not bothered with the obvious.
One female MP, may the Lord bless that dunderhead, even tried to explain the incident.
She said the hand was just helping straighten a dress that was mischievously clinging on to the MP’s behind. So according to this sister that hand was of a “Good Samaritan”.

Muckraker hopes the Speaker will not accept such an inane and patently dishonest explanation. In any case, that MP should just shut up because it is not her buttock that was smooched.
She must focus on making laws instead of making excuses for gropers.
Yet even if we accept her outrageous reasoning it remains obvious that what happened was inappropriate. If this is how MPs behave then the country is in much deeper trouble than previously thought.

A male MP who sees a breast jumping out of a bra can simply walk over and tuck it in. And if quizzed he can simply say he felt pity for the breast that was looking miserable. He can say he was distressed by the fact that the breast was “homeless”. He can also say the breast looked like a lost sheep and he was only guiding it back to its kraal.

It won’t end there. A female MP who notices her male colleague’s ‘matter’ dangling out can simply use a stick to poke it back into the trouser. It’s fair game.
An MP can shout across the aisle: “Hela! Number 11, mose oa hao o phetlehile! E re ke o lokise.

A female MP can volunteer to tuck in her colleague’s shirt.
You can imagine a female MP walking over to the Speaker to close his zipper.

That won’t matter because in parliament that is what they call taking care of each other and peer review. Let the games begin. We are paying them M40 000 every month to deal with wardrobe mishaps in parliament

Nka! Ichuuuuuuuuuuu!

muckraker.post@gmail.com

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